10 Things This Blogger Will Tell You

I keep coming across the SmartMoney article 10 Things Your Blogger Won’t Tell You, and to be honest, it really doesn’t strike me as being all that insightful. Of course a blogger isn’t going to tell you “Hardly anybody reads me.” Not if they’re serious about getting people to regularly read their blog. Saying that tells the reader that he is nobody.

But then it occurred to me today when I came across this article, what if I did tell you these things? Maybe that’ll set my blog apart, and thousands upon thousands of people will beat a path of ones and zeros to my page. Or better yet, maybe the author of the article will start reading my blog. (Daniel Cho, if you’re reading this, all I have to say is “owned”. I kid. I hope you like this post. 🙂 ) If there’s even the slightest chance of that, then I owe it to myself to give it a shot. It’s not like it’s going to cost me anything, aside from a few minutes at the computer.

1. “Hardly anybody reads me.”

Not true. I actually have more people read this blog than I physically talk to in a day’s time. Usually. On a slow day, I get around 10 page views. On a fast day, around 45. I’m actually very happy with the amount of readership I get, and appreciate everybody that comes along. And it means I can work a full time job and still respond to every comment I get.

2. “The more companies pay me, the more I like their stuff.”

That sounds like a nice arrangement to me. I’ll get back to you on what that’s like once somebody actually pays me to post. I’ll take my payment in coffee, cigars, books, import or micro brewed beer, port and/or random gadgets. Seriously though, I do my best to be honest. People always catch you in a lie sooner or later.

3. “Did I mention I’m not a real reporter?”

I’m not a real reporter, but I have every right to speak my mind and give you my opinions. You have the right to disagree, dislike and not read them. You also have the right to read, love and forward the links to my posts on to friends and family (or bookmark, or digg, etc.). Everybody’s happy.

Why is this even an issue? If reporters quote a blog, they are obligated to fact check that just like the word from the guy on the street. Don’t be lazy, you’re paid to write. Do your job. Don’t assume somebody had done it for you you.

4. “I might infect your computer with a virus.”

I won’t. You’re faulty or lacking anti-virus software may allow you to get infected (talk to wordpress, they host this for me), but I promise my words will only give you a headache.

5. “I’m revealing company secrets.”

I think most people know better than that by now. Anyway, I avoid posting about work, generally. I find that most people are about as interested in reading about your work day as they are in hearing you talk about it. Yep, not much. Besides, why would this be a bad thing for the reader? Aside from being absolutely boring, I mean?

6. “Just because my name’s on it doesn’t mean I wrote it.”

Yeah it does. Unless you’re a lawyer. Or a crazy ex-girlfriend. Or a crazy lawyer ex-girlfriend.

7. “My blog is just a stepping stone to bigger and better things.”

Yeah, that’d be nice. I look forward to the day when one of my crackpot theories develops a cult following and turns into a 7 figure book deal. I don’t see any reason why that would make me stop blogging though. And if it did, wouldn’t it be great to have it all in book form? Until then, I’m interested in blogging as a creative outlet. I’m not interested in becoming a reporter, I like the work I do now.

8. “I can control what you see on the Internet.”

I am Loquitus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Seriously, this is just crazy talk. I control what you see on this blog. Google controls what you see through it’s search engine. You don’t like what you see? Try another search engine. Or perfect your search skills.

9. “Blogging just about ruined my life.”

Again, I’m not sure why this would be a negative thing for the reader. The story behind that would probably make for a good read. So far, blogging has only introduced me briefly to people I would have never encountered before. I’d say that’s a slight up tick. Not an interesting up tick, but one none-the-less.

I also avoid talking about controversial topics like religion (Baptist/Christian Church), politics (Libertarian— rah, rah FairTax) and the Great Pumpkin (no comment). I find that mostly these topics make people angry, overly aggressive, and more resistant to decent debate. And it’s hard to debate via a blog anyways. I can post, you can’t. And I can nuke comments. Hardly fair at all. 🙂

10. “I’m already obsolete.”

I’m not, blogging is still pretty trendy. But I’ll agree to say 10 minutes after the people writing for newspapers say it, if it’ll make anybody feel better. Honestly, I now know about news typically 24 to 48 hours in advance of the newspaper because of online news sources and blogs.

After giving it some thought, it seems that the goal of this piece is to bias the average person against blogs. The undercurrent here seems to be bloggers are dangerous anarchists, not like you. They must be stopped! While of course the truth is, bloggers are you neighbors, writing about their daily activities and posting pictures of their pets in awkward poses.

(Note to self: get a pet, and take pictures for future post.)

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  1. solentdreams said,

    April 6, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Excellent excellent post!

  2. leeeby said,

    April 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    I find this to be very helpful. I am new to blogging and this helps me undrestand the process a little more. Like what to post and not to post.

  3. brianhewitt said,

    April 6, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    Hi solentdreams and leeeby-

    Thank you for the kind words, I’m glad you enjoyed the post. The idea that I have both entertained and helped people out at the same time means that this was probably the most important thing I did all day. That is, after saving that school bus full of children, teetering on the edge of a vast ravine over ranging water full of piranha. Well, I haven’t done that yet, but I have a few hours left before the day is over. 🙂

    Seriously though, it always bothers me when bloggers are portrayed as enemies of the civilized world. They’re not, they are the civilized world. And likely they will shape the future for at least a little while still.


  4. May 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    […] don’t mean for this blog to be political. As I’ve said before, I avoid discussing religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin (at least on this blog). And as I see […]

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